![]() When I've been invited in, I've even gotten to bang some of their mothers on the way out. After I've kissed the poor girl until her shoes are about to explode off her feet, I ask if they want me to come inside with them or if they'd like to fuck in the backseat? Having your face on TV playing for a popular team is a huge aphrodisiac to most young women, so when I put my hand on their inner thigh and ask if they'd like a kiss, they all say yes. I always offer to drive them home so they get there safe, ensure they're at least 18 years old, and then seduce them. My wife always hires them, so they don't know they'll be babysitting for a footy star. My latest adventure has been to screw every one of our babysitters. If I can get her to fuck another guy, she can't get pissed at me when I fuck other women, right? I hinted that maybe she could go with him when we were out together, but she just laughed it off as a joke. One of my teammates mentioned that he thought she was hot as fuck and wouldn't mind a go at her. I've tried to get her to loosen up and expand her sexual horizons, but she won't. My wife's a bit of a straight-laced Christian girl. Plus, I love my wife sucking the juices of some slut I've just fucked off my wang. It's the naughtiness of the forbidden fruit that I like so much. I love my wife and kids dearly, but stray pussy is always so delicious. It's the whole 'have your cake and eat it' thing. It gets a little hard to resist, and I don't really want to. As a semi-famous footballer, there's always a bevy of women willing to drop their knickers and jump into bed with you. Our marriage is pretty good, except I'm a bit of a slut, you know? That was five years ago, we've had another kid since then, and she's pregnant with our third. We'd been high school sweethearts, so when she said she was preggers, I asked her to marry me. I knocked my now wife up celebrating one of those finals wins. I even got to play a couple of finals, so life is good. They were paying me an awful lot of money to play reserve grade and to fill in with the firsts as needed. ![]() I just couldn't seem to nail down that permanent spot, though. Wing man is out? John can cover that, too. Your gun forward gets suspended, and John will do a perfectly adequate cover job. Your best defender goes down for a couple of weeks? John's your man to plug the gap. The proverbial fringe player, the Mr Fixit, of the team. The problem is, I'm a nearly guy, you know? Never quite good enough or consistent enough to hold down a full-time spot in the team. I'm a talented football player recruited by one of Brisbane's two major football teams. If this offends you, this is not a story you need to read. The characters, who are mainly a mixture of gay, gay curious, bisexual, or bisexual curious, trans or trans friendly, call each other names such as fag, fagboy, poofter, pooftah, queer, and worse. Warning: There is a lot of use of words that are currently deemed derogatory, insulting, and demeaning. Any resemblance to actual people alive or dead is merely coincidence. To Disney we say, to quote the classic line in the movie, “ Don’t FUCK with the babysitter.It should go without saying but: This is a work of fiction. Blog it, tweet it, scream it to the mountaintops. ![]() ![]() Pass on the message to Disney that this is most certainly NOT cool. This madness must be stopped! So I am starting a movement. I really can’t imagine any circumstances where this would be ok, but if there were they would most certainly not be with miss Miley at the helm. Now that you’re up to speed on it’s awesomeness. If you have not seen this movie please rush out and watch it. Not to mention a list of other badass names. It stars kick-ass 80s movie & TV staples, Elisabeth Shue, Keith Coogan, Stacy Keanan, and a pre-Rent Anothony Rapp. The awesome story of a Babysitter and her adventures with her three wards in Chicago. Most followed one 80s teen movie formula or another (mixed social classes chill, friends hang out & overcome adversity of some sort, or poor kid falls for rich kid and serious lessons in love are learned).īut one 80s teen movie was in a category of it’s own. Now the 80s definitely saw its share of AWESOME movies. I thought that last summer’s nonsense about the 21 Jump Street movie had died down, but now this, this is just BLASPHEMOUS.
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